shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

lolsofunny:

davejade-does-that:

mybuttisaurus:

janesmoustachio:

haytham-motherfucking-kenway:

heartshiddles:

finally found a picture of the quilt I made :D skillzzzzz

NO WHAT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHY IS YOUR REFLECTION LOOKING AT THE CAMERA. WHAT THE FUCK.

what the fUCK

CAN WE GET AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ????

I WENT ON HER BLOG

SOME ANON APPARENTLY TRIED TO EXORCISE HER

imageSHE HAS NO LEADS ON THE DEMON CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER MIRROR

(lol here!)

dampsandwich:

cant be too careful

no-hetero:

drunkdate:

im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die

doesn’t matter, had sex

so-relatable:

But don’t eat one

twerksmas:

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD.

image

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit